Usually I comment. You know me. Big mouth crazy pinko liberal bleeding heart teacher woman. A wannabe hippie back in the day, if only I could recall it.
But this one, from the Borowitz Report, is so priceless that I can add nothing. Nada. Zippo, kids. So here you go. It’s a treat:
Obama: ‘Best Debate Ever’
‘First Good News I’ve Had Since I Nailed bin Laden,’ President Says
Among the debate’s highlights, the Republican candidates took pains to enumerate their plentiful broods of children, which added up to a number slightly greater than the population of China.
For his part, Gov. Perry of Texas made the biggest impression by questioning the existence of Social Security, climate change, earth, wind and fire.
Also notable were his pro-execution comments, which tonight won him the coveted endorsement of the National Association of Electric Chair Manufacturers.
“We don’t have high unemployment in Texas,” he noted with pride, “because if you don’t have a job, we kill you.”
And in perhaps the most revealing moment of the debate, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) explained why she does not believe in evolution: “It’s really let me down.”