I found these mind-blowing wonders while surfing and simply had to bring a few favorites here to show you. Do visit Mark at the link below if you’d like to see the full set.
Some were so sublime that I felt I had to add just a tiny comment of my own.
No, I really mean it. I had to.
That guy, Mark provided the books. The smart-ass stuff is me. He is not responsible. Come to think of it, neither am I. DANG.
How to Watch Football on Television by Chris Schenkel (1965)
Yes, my friends at my friendly local pub (OB’s) definitely need help with this. They’ve only seen 12,738 games. Each.
Old Age: Its Cause & Prevention by Sanford Bennett (1912)
Ouch. This one hits a little too close to home. We’ll move on.
How to Abandon Ship by Phil Richards and John J. Banigan (1942)
I’ve been quite worried about this, especially in those scary, wee hours of the night. It’s a relief to finally be in the know. Close call on that one.
The Disadvantages of Being Dead by A.R.D. Fairburn (1958)
And here was me, thinking I already knew. Live and learn. Or, in this case, of course, don’t.
Born to Run: The O.J. Simpson Story by Larry Fox (1974)
Very prescient of Larry Fox. Foreshadowing???
How to Write a How to Write Book by Brian Piddock (2007)
I am speechless. _______________________. <–That is me, without words. Nada. Zip.
The Truth About Fonzie by Peggy Herz (1976)
And all these years I’ve believed the lies, secure in my Happy Days fog. I’m a foolish, foolish woman, surrounded all my life by dirty, lousy men who cheat. Damn you, Fonzie. Damn you.
Metric Power: Why and How We Are Going Metric by Richard Deming (1973)
Oops. Never mind.
How to Bombproof a Horse by Rick Pelicano (2004)
You just never know when you’re gonna need this. I don’t believe I was prepared for it prior to reading. Good stuff.
Cheese Problems Solved by P.L.H. McSweeney (2007)
I don’t think I need to say a word. You see the value here. I know you do.
If We Can Keep a Severed Head Alive…by Chet Fleming (1988)
As God is my witness, if I can do this,
I can do anything!
I am strong. Strong! (kinda like Friday, Friday…)
I am invincible.
I am wom—